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A Tale of the Sea and Me: A Security Manual Like No Other

And the heat was on. Me. In addition to working with the Mobile Training Team on the checksheets, i oversaw the maintenance and cleanliness of the equipment and the spaces, especially the magazines where we stored our ASROCs that were not in the eight-cell launcher. i still had to meticulously maintain the SWOP manuals with their burdensome cut-and-paste and pen-and-ink changes.

Then, i learned we had to rewrite the ship’s security manual. Like the checksheets, there was no standardized security manual. Each ship was responsible for writing their own security manual that adhered to all of the current security regulations for Navy ships.

The security manual was the responsibility of the Security Officers on FRAM destroyers. The executive officer was the Security Officer. But if there was any officer with more on his plate than a brand new LTJG ASW Officer getting ready for an NWAI, it was the XO. Consequently, i was informed i had to rewrite the security manual.

There was about five weeks i did not go ashore. My days were filled with going through loading and unloading drills, checking on spaces and equipment, and consulting the mobile training team, my division chief STGC Rogers, my ASROC Gunner’s Mate GMT1 (i’m having an old man’s brain fart and can’t come up with his name and i will but until i do, i will call him GMT1 Harris), my first class sonar tech, STG1 Alan Ernst, and advising the C), CDR Lasell, and the XO, LCDR Louis Guimond. My evenings were filled with typing out the security manual from references and keeping that damn SWOP 5-5 up to date.

We were getting close. The security manual was finished, a total of about 50 pages, and the XO signed the original as Security Officer. The last thing to do on the NWAI eve was to have about 25 copies ready for the inspection, which would begin when the inspection team came aboard around 0800 the next morning. ST1 Ernst and i went up to radio and the radiomen xeroxed the required copies. Around 1900, we mustard the sonar techs, the ASROC gunner’s mates, and the torpedo men in the wardroom. They sat around the wardroom table — for those unfamiliar with the wardroom on FRAM destroyers, it doubled as the main damage control medical post when at general quarters, and the wardroom mess table was converted to an operating table for casualties.

There, the third division sailors of all ranks and ratings sorted and put the 25 or so copies together, finally stapling them into documents, the required security manuals. We finished about 2300, an hour after taps.

i laughed then and i laugh every time i recall those great guys, all enlisted sitting around the wardroom table with cokes, smoking, and compiling those copies. John Paul Jones and a bunch of surface flag officers must have been in disbelief.

Bart and Baseball Caps

Once several decades ago
there was a boy named Bart,
who was as ugly as a fart.

(How, you ask, can i know
a fart is ugly; but it is so:
i have not seen one,
but i’ve heard and smelled one:
they must be ugly, it must be;
they’d be ugly if we were allowed to see.)

So back to this guy named Bart,
who was as ugly as a fart,
Bart also was the clumsy sort,
beyond awful at every sport;
the girls went after the handsome heroes,
not after boys who, like Bart, were zeroes.

So Bart came up with a plot
to get girls to chase him who were hot;
he turned his baseball cap around,
showing all the handsome boys in town;
Bart told them it was cool to wear
a cap backwards and showed them where;
a few copied Bart, then there were many
who turned their caps around like a ninny.

Of course, now all the boys looked funny,
with caps backwards burning faces when sunny;
the girls saw this fad and were confused;
they did not know what to think of Bart’s ruse.
So now, the girls go after all the guys
wearing caps backward as if they were wise.

They even started dating Bart
who remained ugly as a fart.

have you ever heard the green grass growing?

have you ever heard the green grass growing
in a glen among the trees?
have you ever smelled the rain a’coming
on a Southern August morning?
have you ever sat on a grassy slope
watching baseball in the spring?
have you ever cast a flyrod in a pool
on a creek chocked full of bream?
have you ever played mumbly peg
with your jackknife under an elm?

i did a long, long time ago;
moments i cherish;

i fear there are few who have such memories
with the changes we have had;
perhaps there are adequate substitutions;
i do not know if the replacements meet
the memories that i have,
but
lord, i hope that they think they are
because
mine have made me whole.