The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body you are required to place upon it.
Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar
Barth’s Distinction
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types and those who don’t.
Jaffe’s Precept
There are some things that are impossible to know, but it is impossible to know these things.
Malek’s Law
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Cooper’s Metalaw
A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.