Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.

Whoever came up with this one must have observed me.

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

If one views his problem closely enough, he will recognize himself as part of the problem.

This is almost too true to be funny unlike most Murphy’s Laws.

1. No matter how much you do, you’ll never do enough.

2. What you don’t do is always more important than what you do.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.