If, in the course of several months only three social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management

Only errors exist. Berman’s Corollary to Robert’s Axiom: One man’s error is another man’s data.

:When people you greatly admire appear to be in deep thought, they are probably thinking about lunch.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.