If you mess with a thing long enough, it’ll break.
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Boren’s Laws
- When in doubt, mumble.
- When in trouble, delegate.
- When in charge, ponder.
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
The Unspeakable Law
As soon as you mention something:
1. If it is good, it goes away;
2. If it’s bad, it happens.
Hawkins’ Theory of Progress
Progress does not consist in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right. It consists in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong.