There is no time like the present for postponing what you don’t want to do.

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember. you…the next time he’s in need.

1. If. you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.

2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

Don’t Force It; get a larger hammer.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.