From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Matz’s Warning: Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Goofy guy’s observation of Matz’s Warning: How would one know until it’s too late.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Oaks’ Principle of Law Making: Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

Goofy guy’s reflection on Oaks’ Principle of Law Making: It appears our politicians have refined Oak’s Principle of Law Making to a fine art.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Matz’s Rule Regarding Medications: A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat will produce a scientific report.

Goofy guy’s frustration with Matz’s Rule Regarding Medications: Why aren’t they using the rats i know for the injections: the reports would be very interesting.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Barach’s Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

Goofy guy’s observation about Barach’s Rule: But then, i’m sure my physician drinks a lot more because of my appointments with him.

Goofy Guy’s corollary to Barach’s Rule: If you go to an allergist, you will have an allergy. Then you both can have a drink.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Meader’s Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.

Goofy guy’s addition to  on Meader’s Law: The number of people who have had whatever you had happen to you previously happen to them increases exponentially with 1) age, 2) at the 19th hole, and 3) with old salts.