Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

April 8, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Imhoff’s Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank — the really big chunks rise to the top.

Goofy guy’s evaluation of Imhoff’s Law: Sadly, this is true more often than not. 

“Murphy’s Law”

April 7, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Goofy guy’s deduction after digesting Mr. Cole’s Axiom: Noticing the income of different occupations/celebrities on the cover of today’s (Sunday, April 7, 2019) Parade magazine and realizing out skewed our value system is, i deducted not only is intelligence constant and the population growing, the combination has invaded the brains of everyone and there may be a decline in the overall intelligence therein the earth.

“Murphy’s Law”

April 6, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Hiram’s Law: If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.

Goofy guy’s annex to Hiram’s Law: Our media has proven Hiram’s Law in excess. 

“Murphy’s Law”

April 5, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Hartz’s Uncertainty Principle: Ambiguity is invariant.

Goofy guy’s confession about Hartz’s Uncertainty Principle: i’m not certain what this means. 

“Murphy’s Law”

April 4, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

De Never’s Law of Complexity: The simplest subjects are the ones you don’t know anything about.

Goofy guy’s admission concerning De Never’s Law of Complexity: And for me the number of  “simplest” subjects and the rest are complicated, which i also know enough about to just be dangerous.