“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Tischmann’s Paradox: A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Goofy guy’s amplification of Trischmann’s Paradox: And in my day, the latter of these two smoked cherry blend tobacco. Ugh.

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