“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Barach’s Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

Goofy guy’s observation about Barach’s Rule: But then, i’m sure my physician drinks a lot more because of my appointments with him.

Goofy Guy’s corollary to Barach’s Rule: If you go to an allergist, you will have an allergy. Then you both can have a drink.

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