Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Hardin’s Law: You can never do just one thing.

Goofy guy’s contradiction to Hardin’s Law: This should be named the “Jewell Law.” It’s corollary is if you wish to get something done, give to the person who is busiest. 

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Imhoff’s Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank — the really big chunks rise to the top.

Goofy guy’s evaluation of Imhoff’s Law: Sadly, this is true more often than not. 

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Goofy guy’s deduction after digesting Mr. Cole’s Axiom: Noticing the income of different occupations/celebrities on the cover of today’s (Sunday, April 7, 2019) Parade magazine and realizing out skewed our value system is, i deducted not only is intelligence constant and the population growing, the combination has invaded the brains of everyone and there may be a decline in the overall intelligence therein the earth.