From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Goofy guy’s deduction after digesting Mr. Cole’s Axiom: Noticing the income of different occupations/celebrities on the cover of today’s (Sunday, April 7, 2019) Parade magazine and realizing out skewed our value system is, i deducted not only is intelligence constant and the population growing, the combination has invaded the brains of everyone and there may be a decline in the overall intelligence therein the earth.