From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

Goofy guy’s comment on The Sausage Principle: Amen. 

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Denniston’s Law: Virtue is its own punishment.
Denniston’s Corollary: If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Goofy guy’s addition to Denniston’s Corollary to Denniston’s Law: …and again and again and again.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Goofy guy’s observation about Ruby’s Principles of Close Encounters: Hmm…i wonder why my wife often says this.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Ballance’s Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Goofy guy’s extension of Ballance’s Law of Relativity: This law increases exponentially for men as they age. Proof: Watch Peter Sellers in “The Party” scene while Claudine Longet is singing.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Jacob’s Law: To err is human; to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Goofy guy’s question concerning Jacob’s Law: Now just who does that bring to mind?