From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
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“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
Goofy guy’s comment on The Sausage Principle: Amen.
“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Denniston’s Law: Virtue is its own punishment.
Denniston’s Corollary: If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
Goofy guy’s addition to Denniston’s Corollary to Denniston’s Law: …and again and again and again.
“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Goofy guy’s observation about Ruby’s Principles of Close Encounters: Hmm…i wonder why my wife often says this.
“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Ballance’s Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Goofy guy’s extension of Ballance’s Law of Relativity: This law increases exponentially for men as they age. Proof: Watch Peter Sellers in “The Party” scene while Claudine Longet is singing.