Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Grandpa Charnock’s Law: You never learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Goofy guy’s contradiction to Grandpa Charnock’s Law: This law does not apply to sailors as they have developed  swearing into an art form.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Tischmann’s Paradox: A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Goofy guy’s amplification of Trischmann’s Paradox: And in my day, the latter of these two smoked cherry blend tobacco. Ugh.

“Murphy’s Law”

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Jaffe’s Precept: There are some things which are impossible to know. But it is impossible to know these things.
Goofy guy’s extension to Jaffe’s Precept, originally created by JD Waits:  And i know many things, but nearly all of them are worthless.