From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
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“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Gourd’s Axiom: A meeting is an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Goofy guy’s appraisal of Gourd’s Axiom: Amen.
“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Grandpa Charnock’s Law: You never learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Goofy guy’s contradiction to Grandpa Charnock’s Law: This law does not apply to sailors as they have developed swearing into an art form.
“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Tischmann’s Paradox: A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Goofy guy’s amplification of Trischmann’s Paradox: And in my day, the latter of these two smoked cherry blend tobacco. Ugh.
“Murphy’s Law”
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy: