From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Johnson’s Second Law: If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
Goofy guy’s disclaimer of Johnson’s Second Law: For the foreseeable future this law is suspended because we won’t go to any of those social events.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
De Jesus’ Observation: An expert is that person most surprised by the latest evidence to the contrary.
Goofy guy’s pronouncement concerning De Jesus’ Observation: The current pandemic has generated millions of more experts.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Dooley’s Law: Trust everybody but cut the cards.
Goofy guy’s 50% adherence to Dooley’s Law: i forgot about the last part.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
The Ultimate Principle: By definition, when you are investigating the unknown you do not know what you will find.
Goofy guy’s appreciation of The Ultimate Principle: Thinking about The Ultimate Principle can fill up an entire day when you are sheltered in place…or some other place.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Oliver’s Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!
Goofy guy’s addition to Oliver’s Law of Location: …and today, where you are is where you are.