From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Bitton’s Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics: If you understand it, it’s obsolete.
Goofy guy’s confusion concerning Bitton’s Postulate on State-of-the-Arts Electronics: This could mean everything i have is current, but i’m pretty sure everything i have in electronics is obsolete and i still don’t understand it.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Lee’s Law: In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
Goofy guy’s “au contraire” to Lee’s law: This law does not apply to politics because i am eternally expecting a collective body of a political party and its followers to be tacky, really, really tacky.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Cole’s Law: Thinly shredded cabbage.
Goofy guy’s comment on Cole’s Law: Hard to add anything to this.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Paul’s Law: You can’t fall off the floor.
Goofy guy’s exception to Paul’s Law (this remains, out of thirty years worth of daily Murphy Laws, to be one of my all time favorites): i’ve seen a couple of drunks fall off the floor, but it wasn’t pretty.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.
Goofy guy’s codicil to Barth’s Distinction: i’m glad i’m in the other type.