From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Bitton’s Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics: If you understand it, it’s obsolete.

Goofy guy’s confusion concerning Bitton’s Postulate on State-of-the-Arts Electronics: This could mean everything i have is current, but i’m pretty sure everything i have in electronics is obsolete and i still don’t understand it.