From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Parkinson’s Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
Goofy guy’s corollary to Parkinson’s Second Law: Expenditures never lower to meet income.
Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar
Murphy’s Law
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Bitton’s Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics: If you understand it, it’s obsolete.
Goofy guy’s confusion concerning Bitton’s Postulate on State-of-the-Arts Electronics: This could mean everything i have is current, but i’m pretty sure everything i have in electronics is obsolete and i still don’t understand it.
Murphy’s Law
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Lee’s Law: In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
Goofy guy’s “au contraire” to Lee’s law: This law does not apply to politics because i am eternally expecting a collective body of a political party and its followers to be tacky, really, really tacky.
Murphy’s Law
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Cole’s Law: Thinly shredded cabbage.
Goofy guy’s comment on Cole’s Law: Hard to add anything to this.
Murphy’s Law
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Paul’s Law: You can’t fall off the floor.
Goofy guy’s exception to Paul’s Law (this remains, out of thirty years worth of daily Murphy Laws, to be one of my all time favorites): i’ve seen a couple of drunks fall off the floor, but it wasn’t pretty.