From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Fourth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination may eliminate the job entirely if the need passes before the job can be done.
Goofy guy’s realization of the long term effect of the Fourth Law of Procrastination: This could mean eventually i will have gotten everything done.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Frothingham’s Fourth Law: Urgency varies inversely with importance.
Goofy guy’s extension of Frothingham’s Fourth Law: In consideration of the times we are in now, there are too many perceptions of what is important, but they all are urgent.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Meadow’s Maxim: You can’t push on a rope.
Goofy guy’s comparisons to Meadow’s Maxim: Herding cats; punching jello.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
The Rockefeller Principle: Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.
Goofy guy’s Speculation concerning The Rockefeller Principal: i’m willing to wager Nelson wasn’t thinking that far ahead.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Grogan’s Law of Supervision: The primary responsibility of a supervisor is to discover what his employees are doing…and stop them.
Goofy guy’s observation concerning Grogan’s Law of Supervision: There are long list of reasons why this law should be observed and a long list of reasons why this law should not be observed.