From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Goofy guy’s admiration of the Law of Probable Dispersal: So true and still one of my favorites.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Arthur’s First Law of Love: People to whom you are attracted will invariably think you remind them of someone else.
Goofy guy’s perturbation concerning Arthur’s First Law of Love: In my early days, some folks thought i reminded them of Bobby Darin. My wife thinks i remind her of my mother.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
McClaughry’s Codicil to Jone’s Motto: To make and enemy, do someone a favor.
Goofy guy’s extrapolation of McClaughry’s Codicil to Jone’s Motto: The extent of the enmity is exponential if the new enemy is a score keeper.
From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:
Burke’s Law: Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
Corollary: Create problems for which only you have the answer.
Goofy guy’s contradiction of Burke’s Law and Corrollary: Adherence to this law and its corollary is impossible in this day of computers, the internet, and the cloud.
These were included in one of my Facebook posts from a dozen years ago. i wanted to make sure they were archived here. i would add some goofy guy comments to each one, but some hit too close to home.