Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

March 16, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Smith’s Law: No real problem has a solution.

Goofy guy’s explanation of no comment on Smith’s Law: i was going to write something here but i didn’t have a solution.

“Murphy’s Law”

March 15, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Fahnestock’s Rule for Failure: If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all of the evidence that you tried.

Goofy guy’s addition to Fahnestock’s Rule for Failure: This is mandatory exponentially for politicians.

“Murphy’s Law”

March 13, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Zymurgy’s Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.

Goofy guy’s observation of Zymurgy’s Law of  Evolving System Dynamics: And most frequently you cannot find another can big enough.

“Murphy’s Law”

March 10, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Murphy’s Fourth Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Goofy guy’s admission concerning Murphy’s Fourth Corollary: It took over three hours to post this this morning as i kept having to do something first…no, make that four: i forgot about Daylight Silly Time.

“Murphy’s Law”

March 9, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Poulsen’s Prophecy: If anything is used to its full potential it will break.

Goofy guy’s corollary to Poulsen’s Prophecy: And anything one month out of warranty also will break.