Category Archives: Sea Stories

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A Hero and a Friend

James Martin Linville was Kansas through and through. His father, Big Don, was a pro football lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1940s, quitting to become a teacher because it paid more money. He taught Marty a lot about football and baseball (more about that later).

Marty spent a good deal with his grandmother, a full-blooded Cherokee in Oklahoma. i was always engrossed when Marty talked about life on the reservation.

Like most boys in those days of our youth, we worked in our summers, usually at manual labor jobs. My friends in Lebanon rode bush hog tractors to clean road sides. Marty and Rod rode tractors in Kansas. I laughed when the two of them talked about days in the hot summer Kansas sun ploying the fields, reaping the hay, and hoisting it into the haylofts. When i confessed i never drove a tractor, that i was assigned to be a grave digger by the City of Lebanon staff because i was too small to drive a tractor, Marty would chuckle his famous deep chuckle.

Two of Marty’s stories about high school sports always amused me. Marty was the catcher for the Kansas American Legion team that won the state tournament. i was the second team catcher for my Lebanon Legion team that went to the state tourney but did not win. The kicker is Marty was the catcher for Mike Torrez. Mike went on to be drafted by the Cardinals before winning 20 games for the Baltimore Orioles in their 1975 World Series championship.

Perhaps the best story from Marty’s high school athletics was in track. Marty made it to the finals of the Kansas state high school track meet in the mile.

Marty told me he finished second. Then he confessed he was lapped by the guy who won it. Jim Ryan was that guy. In case you don’t remember, Ryan was the first high school runner to run the mile in under four miles in 1964. i’d say finishing second was just fine.

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This past Thursday, i was watching the Padres in the middle innings. The Mets pitcher was beind in the count, 3-0, to the phenomenal hitter Luis Arraez. Arraeze watched a straight fastball split the middle of the plate to bring the count to 3-1.

i immediately thought of Marty. For a major league hitter to take a 3-0 pitch never made sense to me. This guy is one of the premier hitters in the majors, and he should hit that fat of a pitch anywhere he wanted to place it. Marty and i would have discussed that for hours…

i miss him.

A Tale of the Sea and Me: Adjusting to Being a Reserve Ship

i was just into the saddle as CHENG when the Hollister began its transition the reserve fleet. She was now a member of Destroyer Squadron Nine, with all of the tin cans also reserve ships. Basically, this meant the ship and engineering in particular would be manned to thirds of the ship’s complement with reserves filling the empty billets one weekend a month and two weeks of active duty for training (ACDUTRA).

As earlier noted, Engineering went from a grunch of master and senior chiefs to on BTCM. Period. And one third of the department was transferred. The big problem was there was a fuel shortage for the regular active duty ships. Due to many operational obligations, the reserve ships were going to sea like 37 days per quarter, a high rate.

After i had gone through all of the engineering spaces, i realized the good ole ship had been beaten up in the high tempo and combat duty in Vietnam. My predecessor’s fixes applying casts for broken bones to fix auxiliary steam leaks were everywhere, requiring standard fixes. Leaks of lubricants, water, and fuel was rampant. The bilges were shiny with oil.

It was early in 1974 when i came up with my goal, which was to get the engineering plant to Regular Overhaul in September without missing an operational commitment or getting anyone killed or injured.

We did that except for one final operational underway a couple of weeks before we entered the yards. i’m proud of that.

But we had problems, unique in many ways, through that eight or nine months. That spring, i put my troubles behind me, i thought, as we headed to Pearl Harbor on the Hollister’s two-week ACDUTRA cruise. This is when the reserves assigned to the ship boarded and gave us almost a complete complement of crew. However, many of the reserve snipes were not qualified to stand many watches and a few were downright dangerous if left alone. So we were still essentially steaming with two thirds of an engineering department. We arrived in Pearl with no problems.

i was ecstatic, not just because we had only minor problems, but i was taking leave while we were there. My wife, Kathie was bringing our daughter Blythe, about three months shy of three, with her. We had reserved a cabin on the inshore side of Fort DeRussy on Waikiki Beach. It was a wonderful week.

My leave prevented me from attending a squadron picnic, which included the British ship, HMS Jupiter (F-60), which had joined us for exercises on our transit west. Among the attendees was the Jupiter’s communications officer who just happened to also be Lieutenant Prince of Wales, now King Charles III. Our comm officer, LTJG Wendell Parker, met the prince at the picnic. They t and talked about the comms during the exercises and joked around with each other. Right after the two ships got underway, Jupiter continuing west for Hong Kong, and Hollister heading east for home port, the two exchanged wire notes:

Wire Note
Commo to Commo
LTJG W.E. Parker to LT, Prince of Wales
ITS BEEN A REAL PLEASURE KNOWING AND WORKING WITH YOU AND YOUR RADIOMEN. WISH YOU GOOD COMMS UNTIL YOU REACH HOMELAND. BUT IN CASE THINGS DON’T GO AS WELL AS THEY HAVE IN THE PAST WEEK, REMEMBER: YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME, SOME GET RAINED OUT, AND SOME SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN SCHEDULED IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT YOU HAVE TO SUIT UP FOR THEM ALL.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, GODSPEED.
BT

The Prince’s response:

TO: W.E. PARKER
FROM: LT. PRINCE OF WALES
THE COMMUNICATIONS HAVE BEEN A SENSATION. MANY CONGRATULATIONS AND MAY WE SEND APPRECIATION FOR MANY EXCELLENT FORMATIONS CONCLUDED DURING OPERATIONS HIGHLIGHTING THE COOPERATION BETWEEN TWO NAVAL NATIONS.
IN ENGLAND WE ALWAYS GET RAINED OUT. BEST OF LUCK.
BT

My wife and daughter flew back to LA, and i reported on board to find a big problem.

The main evaps, our distilling plant to make water, had quit. No water, not feed water for the boilers, nor fresh water for the crew.

Or at least not much as the smaller plant in the after engine room didn’t produce to provide both on its own. As i recall, the main evaps was rated to produce 700 gallons per hour. When it was running effectively, it could put out over 720 gallons per hour. The smaller evaps was rated to put out 120 gallons per hour. Once we knew the smaller evaps were in working order and could produce enough water to give us feed water for the voyage back to Long Beach, we got underway with the rest of the squadron.

It was tough going. i was up for about three days, catching a bit of sleep when i could. i spent hours in the hole listening to my remaining master chief machinist mate explaining what they were finding and what the next action would be. i would sit in the log room checking the hourly measurements of the feed and fresh water and reporting to the bridge the status. Our captain, CDR George Phelps would relay four “SITREPS” (situational reports) daily to the commodore on our flagship.

As it was, we were on water hours for almost four complete days before the master chief and his boys got the big evap running again. Our captain sent a flashing light message to the commodore on the destroyer flag ship reporting we were going off water hours. The commodore responded, “Congratulations to CHENG. Please remain downwind for the next couple of days.”

The adventure continues.

Forty-One and Counting

The pastor who married us forty-one years ago just left with his wife to catch a plane back to New England. My brother Joe and his wife Carla have been here since Friday. Their daughter Kate, son-in-law Conor and children, Leo, Oona, and Niamh, came the next day. i gave the men a tour of Navy ships and we joined the women in Coronado on Sunday, and yesterday, we went to the zoo. Great fun. This old man is tired.

So today, often filled with celebratory dinners, will be quiet, rest, reflection, and turning the house into a two person affair. That affair has be going on for longer than 41 years, but that wedding my brother performed was forty-one years ago today. We will have a quiet small dinner and an upscale one later this week.

i won’t belabor the subject here. i will just repeat the great story i’ve told many times about how we met:

It was early March 1982. i was the Weapons Officer of the USS Okinawa (LPH 3) home ported in San Diego. The Weapons Officer billet was titled “First Lieutenant” on other amphibious helicopter carriers. Regardless, it meant i was charge in pretty much everything not aviation, engineering, operations, or supply related.

One of those responsibilities was being in charge of the quarterdeck where all visitors entered the ship. From previous regimes, we had a large red torah that spanned the entrance into the helicopter deck below the flight deck. It was impressive, but Captain Dave Rogers called me to his cabin one afternoon. “Jim, I want our quarterdeck to be the best quarterdeck on the base. I want it to be the most impressive and known to be the best by everyone home ported here.”

I, of course, replied, “Aye, Aye, Sir!”

i discussed how we could make the quarterdeck renowned  across the waterfront with my division officers and Boatswain Warrant Officer 4 (CWO4) Ellis. The Bosun had a bit of a beer gut. He was married to a wonderful Filipino woman who created a lovely macramé lanyard for the boatswain pipe the bosun gave me when i was transferred. She was about 4’8″ and almost that wide. Great lady, just a bit wide.

My team came up with the idea of a sitting area next to the quarterdeck. At the time, when guests or visitors came aboard, they had to wait for the watch to contact whomever they were there to see. That sailor or officer would have to come to the quarterdeck to escort the visitor. Often, the time it took to get to the quarterdeck was lengthy.

So we decided we could create a sitting area with panels, some chairs, maybe a sofa, and hang framed photographs about the Oki on the walls. That way, the visitor wouldn’t have to stand around in the working bay of the helicopter deck. Great idea.

We had to decide where and how to get panels. Since the Bosun and his first class were going to make a supply run Friday, the next day, i asked them to check out panels while they were on their run. Liberty call was early and the Bosun and his first class left around 1300. They were dressed in their standard liberty civies. The Bosun had on Levis with a blue tee shirt with his thick black hair combed back as much as it could to resemble a ducktail. His first class had on his biker’s jeans, white tee shirt with a leather jacket and a silver chain dangling down from the jeans. He had straw blond hair also combed back and the gap of a missing tooth was the final touch. They left for their mission.

i had a bunch of paperwork to work through and continued on after liberty call. The bosun came into the office with several boxes of toilet paper (i never understood why he didn’t get it through supply).

“i didn’t think you would be coming back to the ship, Bosun,” i remarked.

“Well, i didn’t want to keep this stuff at home over the weekend,” he replied.

“Did you find any panels?”

“Well sir, we went to Dixieline (a local lumber and home center). They didn’t have them, but they told us to go to Parron-Hall.”

“Parron-Hall?” i puzzled.

“Yes sir. They’re an office furniture place downtown across from the county admin building. We went there, but that place was way too classy for us. They had desks in the showroom worth more than my house.

“You are gonna have to go down there and see about them panels.”

“Aww, come on, Bosun, i have a lot on my plate.”

“No sir, you are gonna have to go down there. It’s on Ash Street.”

Then he added, ” You know sir, the woman who waited on us was really pretty. i noticed she didn’t have a ring on her finger. i’m pretty sure she’s single.

“And she’s way too skinny for me.”

Epilogue

Wedding Day 1983

Midday on the next Monday, i drove down to Parron-Hall Office Materials. i asked the receptionist to see the person who had given her business card to Bosun. i stood at the entrance to the showroom. Maureen came walking across the show room with the sun shining in the window behind her (think Glenn Close in “The Natural,” only prettier). She claims i had my piss cutter on my head. That, of course, is not correct: i am a country boy from Lebanon, Tennessee raised correctly by my parents, Army ROTC at Castle Heights, a Naval career and, by the way, an officer and a gentleman. My hat was off.

We had numerous discussions about the panels, which required about four or five “business” lunches over the five or six weeks for the panels to arrive. When the deal was done, i asked for that date to see John Lee Hooker at the Belly Up Tavern. We attended several events over the summer including sailing with JD in the “Fly a Kite” race where we became (or at least JD became) a legend. We went out to dinner too many times to count.

Then, on July 30, 1983, we were married in her father’s backyard.

A Tale of the Sea and Me: Rube Goldberg and Me

It was November 1973. My class graduated and dispersed to all of the Navy ports. i think it was the first Destroyer School department head class to be forecast for “split tours.” The new policy was an effort to spread the best officers into the the amphibious and service force ships with the superlative training at the Newport school.

i was not excited about that. i loved being an officer on tin cans, racing around at 30/35 knots, working maneuvering boards while executing a formation change, staying on station (100 yards was supposed to be the max one could be off station), playing hide and seek with submarines, firing those five-inch guns — my three favorite gunnery exercises were 1) gunfire support, 2) night gunfire support, and 3) i think it was a Z-44-G, where the destroyer would approach the beach at an angle (approximately 45 degrees) at 30 knots or more, fire both guns of the forward mount at a target, turn horizontal to the beach maintaining speed firing both mounts at the target, and then turn 45 degrees from the beach with the after mount firing both guns. What a kick.

Back then, you were even tested with the con to bring the ship to its pier side berth and get it underway without tugs. What fun.

i was hoping to land a job as weapons department head with my second preference being ops. i requested Mayport, Florida for my home port. Naturally, when our orders came, mine was to be the Chief Engineer (CHENG) of the USS Hollister (DD 788) out of Long Beach. Kathie and i weren’t too sure of being on the West Coast. We considered Long Beach the same as Los Angeles. But we were willing to give it a try. On a happy note, my home town buddy, Earl Major, would also be going to Long Beach as the Weapons Officer of the USS England (CG 22), which was in the Long Beach Naval Shipyard in overhaul.

i was starting over. All of my tours had been destroyers (and the XO of our Navy unit on USNS troop ships) in weapons, operations, and admin. During my middie cruise, i spent most of my time in the firerooms and engine rooms where i learned respect for the snipes. They worked hard. As OOD and conning officer, i appreciated their ability to respond to any command for speed changes down to two revolutions — i learned early on if you were keeping station on a oiler while refueling and the ship was creeping ahead just slightly, main control would ignore the order for a one revolution change of speed…so i would order lowering the revolutions by three, wait for just a minute, and ordering an increase in revolutions by two: voila! one revolution less than our original speed. But until destroyer school, engineering was really a mystery to me.

After the two weeks of shipboard training in Norfolk — again, i got a mismatch and was being trained on a 1200-pound ship rather than the 600-pound steam plant on the Hollister — Earl and i shared driving his Porsche 911 to Tennessee. Then Kathie, Blythe, the old English sheepdog, the cat, and i in a Toyota Corona station wagon, headed to Paris, Texas, her parents’ home. From there, we visited the painted desert, the petrified forest, and the Grand Canyon, before spending the night in Las Vegas: a grand way to get to Long Beach.

i reported aboard the Hollister before quarters one morning. She was berthed about halfway out the mole pier. The guy i relieved was waiting for me on the quarterdeck. i cannot remember his last name, but he went by “Bud” and was a NESEP officer after being a corpsman. He was a legend on the ship because when the ship was on the firing line in Vietnam, a number of auxiliary steam lines leaked. He fixed them by personally putting casts like he put on broken limbs as a corpsman. They held. Bud also shaved his head long before it was a trend. And he made his division officers kiss him on his skinhead before granting them liberty.

He was a character. Somewhere during all of this palaver and meeting the CO and XO, i learned my role as CHENG was going to be difficult. Bud informed me the ship had just been assigned to be a reserve ship. That meant that i would have a skeleton department about two-thirds of the complement with a reserve component filling the empty billets one weekend each month and during a two-week cruise each year. That didn’t strike me as difficult. i soon learned how difficult it would be.

It looked like i was in pretty good shape. My main propulsion assistant (MPA) was George Lynch, and my DCA, whose name in eluding me due to an old man brain fart, had been in the saddle for a while and were more than competent. As for chiefs, i was loaded. There were two MMCM’s and one MMCS — for landlubbers, this means two were master chief machinist mates and one was a senior chief machinist mate. There were also two more MMC’S. In the firerooms, there were two BTC’s (Boiler Tender Chiefs) and one BTCM.

On the negative side, i went through the entire propulsion plant and all of the engineering spaces. For most folks who have not tried this ordeal, just getting through was a rough go; going through and documenting the condition made it worse. My new ship had an incredible record in Vietnam during four deployments there. She had taken a beating, including receiving over 250 rounds of enemy fire in August 1972. Many of Bud’s casts on auxiliary steam lines were leaking. He had done what had to be done to keep her operating, but those casts and many other leaks needed major work.

Commander Phelps, my CO and a good one, was old school. In the good ole days, CO’s with weapons and operations experience did not get involved in engineering. It was my job — there are some really good things about that and some really bad things. He told me fuel shortages and the budgets had greatly limited the regular fleet from going out for drills, tests, exercises, etc. He added the reserves had no such problem with fuel and were picking up a great deal of those assignments. That meant, as well as i can remember, reserve destroyers spending about 30 days a quarter at sea. i thought the reserve destroyers would spend a lot of time in port. After all, they didn’t deploy. Wrong.

Then came the hammer. Within three months, i lost every one of machinist mate chiefs except the one master chief (he was with me through the INSURV inspection, a sea story unto itself) and all of the BT chiefs except the master chief who stayed aboard through my tour (thank goodness).

It was sometime when all these things hit me when i determined i had two goals: to get the ship to overhaul in the fall without missing an operational commitment and not getting anyone killed.

It was time for me to prove i was a real Surface Warfare Officer.

By the way, that respect for snipes i mentioned earlier in this post was more than warranted and grew during this tour.

The adventure continues (Thank you, Remo Williams).

A Tale of the Sea and Me: A Change Is Gonna Come

Destroyer School was coming to a conclusion. It was autumn 1973. i was disappointed to learn i would not be returning to a weapons or operational job on the East Coast, but had received orders to be the Chief Engineer of the USS Hollister (DD 788), home ported in Long Beach. The mitigating factors were i felt i needed to have more experience in engineering, and my old friend Earl Major also would be going to Long Beach. His ship, the USS England (CG 22), was in the Long Beach Naval Shipyard.

My wife and daughter pulled up stakes in Newport and headed home with my parents, who had flown up to help. i went to Norfolk for almost a month of engineering training. As nearly always happened with me, i was not trained on a FRAM destroyer like the one i would be attached. They put me on a 1200-pound steam plant, a Forrest Sherman class destroyer. i learned a bit, but not like the plant i would inherit.

Earl and i returned to Newport and traveled to Tennessee, switching off driving in Earl’s 1967 Porsche 911. Then Kathie, Blythe, and i headed west.

i was entering a new phase of my Navy: West Coast, engineering, and the new split tour program, which meant in about 18 months, i would go to an amphib or service force ship.

A new world was about to begin.