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A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Lieberman’s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
Goofy guy’s exception to Lieberman’s Law: Except Mueller didn’t lie and neither side listened so they could lie about their interrogation and claim the opposite from each other…and that’s okay because i didn’t listen.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Meyer’s Law: In a social situation, that which is the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.
Goofy guy’s extension of Meyer’s Law: This applies to all situations, not just social ones…and although it may be the most difficult, it is always the right thing to do. Right, Peter Thomas.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Goofy guy’s modification of Grelb’s Reminder: Of the other twenty percent, 15 percent don’t drive, and of those drivers who consider themselves above average, the ones ahead of me drive too slow, and the ones behind me drive too fast: It’s a good thing i am an above average driver.