Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant; the population is growing.

Meyer’s Law – In a social situation, that which is most difficult to do is usually the right thing to do.

Lieberman’s Law – Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

Blair’s Observation – The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

Grelb’s reminder – Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.