The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
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Neumann’s Axiom
There’s no sense in being precise when you don’t know what you are talking about.
The Pet Principle
No matter which side of the door the dog or cat is on, it’s the wrong side.
Athena’s Rule of Driving Courtesy
If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.
Lefty Gomez’s Law
If you don’t throw it, they can’t hit it.