If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.
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Tood’s First Two Political Principles
1. No matter what they’re telling you, they’re not telling you the whole truth.
2. No matter what they’re talking about, they’re talking about money.
Matz’s Maxim
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
Warren’s Rule
To spot and expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take longest and cost the most.
Deal’s Second Law of Sailing
No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port, the wind will die down.