Never argue with a fool – people might not know the difference.

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits. Corollary: when one misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday. Corollary: The correct total will become self-evident at 9:01 a.m. Monday.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

People are divided into two groups, the righteous and the unrighteous, and the righteous do the dividing.