All the good ones are taken.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

Howe’s Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Munder’s Corollary to Howe’s Law: Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.