A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

If it’s green and wriggles, it’s biology. 2. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. 3. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

i have probably bored you all to boredom supreme with my five day tribute to my wife putting up with me for forty years. i will attempt to return to normal, if there is a normal with me. Here is Murphy’s Law “Rudnicki’s Rule:

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.