In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday. Corollary: The correct total will become self-evident at 9:01 a.m. Monday.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

People are divided into two groups, the righteous and the unrighteous, and the righteous do the dividing.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

This remains one of my favorites of all of the Murphy’s Laws

Nature abhors people.