Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

Howe’s Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Munder’s Corollary to Howe’s Law: Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.

Never argue with a fool – people might not know the difference.

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits. Corollary: when one misfit leaves, another will be recruited.