An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds; a pessimist believes this is true.
Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar
O’Reilly’s Law of the Kitchen
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Evans’ and Bjorn’s Law:
No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.
Tallulah Bankhead’s Observation
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Capp’s Law
The closest you can get to your youth is to start repeating your follies.