From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

The Cardinal Conundrum: An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist believes this is true.

Goofy guy’s disagreement with The Cardinal Conundrum: Considering our current state of affairs, i must be an opti-pessimist.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Stenderup’s Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Goofy guy’s validity check of Stenderup’s Law: i could not check since i’ve always been behind and never caught up. 

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Denniston’s Law: Virtue is its own punishment.

Denniston’s Corollary: If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Goofy guy’s Extension of Denniston’s corollary: …and again and again and again.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Fifth Law of Unreliability: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Goofy guy’s Antinomianism to the Fifth Law of Unreliability: Although this law is correct in many situations, i have proven one does not need a computer to really foul things up.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Murphy’s All Purpose Excuse for Workers: “That’s the way we’ve always done it.

Goofy guy’s addition to Murphy’s All Purpose Excuse for Workers: These words follow the new boss’s declaration, “We’re going to change things around here..