Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Law of the Individual: Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Goofy guy’s correlation of  the Law of the Individual to real life: If often feels that way, but it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t care or we should stop trying to understand.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

First Principle for Patients: Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Goofy guy’s comment on the First Principal for Patients: And that’s okay because i don’t have a clue as to what all those things with fancy names i have really are doing to me: i call them aches and pains…but i’m old and that’s okay. 

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Hartley’s First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you’ve got something.

Goofy guy’s comment on Hartley’s First Law: i wish i had a horse that could do that, but then i would have to have a horse, which would be fun, too expensive, and my wife would want to make him a house horse.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Eleventh Law for Naive Engineers: If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

Goofy guy’s addition to the Eleventh Law for Naive Engineers: This law is also true for political groups unless there is someone from the other party involved..