Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

April 19, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Pfeifer’s Principle: Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.

Goofy guy’s modification to Pfeifer’s Principle: …and recognize you will have to live with it.

Murphy’s Law”

April 19, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Weiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Goofy guy’s corollary of Weiler’s Law: This same guy thinks it can be done yesterday.

“Murphy’s Law”

April 17, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Weinberg’s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Goofy guy’s experience with  Wienberg’s Second Law: With the latest experience i’ve had with my computer, i believe; i believe.

“Murphy’s Law”

April 16, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Parkinson’s Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay an important decision, the good bureaucrat, public or private will find it.

Goofy guy’s proof of Parkinson’s Fifth Law: Try to get a decision on a building code from a city planner.

“Murphy’s Law”

April 15, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Whistler’s Law: You never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.

Goofy guy’s amendment to Whistler’s Law: “…or at least you know who thinks they are in charge.”