It is always the best policy to speak the truth – unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.

The degree to which you overreact to information will be in inverse proportion to its accuracy.

The only time your ball listens to you when you’re yelling at it is when you are giving it misinformation.

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.