Two parallel lines always meet if you draw them yourself.
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Pardo’s Second Postulate
Don’t care if you’re rich or not, as long as you can live comfortably and have everything you want.
Olivier’s Law
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Berra’s Second Law
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked
Paul’s Law
You can’t fall off the floor.
One of my all time favorites