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Mose Nailed It

Yesterday, we played nine afternoon holes of golf, took burgers from the clubhouse home for supper. We would have stayed and eaten there — after all, their clubhouse is my briar patch — but it was the cats feeding time. The Padre baseball game wouldn’t start for about two hours.

Planning to listen to the local weather report, which is never quite right, we ended up watching a snippet of news. Not my thing. Then, because we both were interested in hearing golfers talk about their game, we went to the golf channel with its coverage of the US Open. They had a tribute to Payne Stewart, a terrific golfer who died in a plane accident. It was well done. Then, Brandel Chamblee and four or five other “panelists” talked incessantly about how much they knew, describing the course, which is really irrelevant to playing it

Then the game came on. Being that watching the whole game is part of my religious vow, i did: walk off homer for my Padres in the bottom of the ninth. i prefer to listen to the announcers for the flavor of the game, but i’m getting close to swearing off. Don Orsillo, Mark Grant, and Bob Scanlan being som impressed with themselves and their useless information, including banter they thought was funny. They weren’t.

i sat there as the Padres’ catcher Kyle Higashioka leads off the bottom of the ninth inning with a “walk off home run,” which by the way, had nothing to do with what Kyle did: he didn’t sprint but his trot was closer to a run than a walk. However, anyone on the telly takes great liberty in exaggerating actuality.

i clicked off the electronics systems and sat there pensively. In 1976, Mose Allison nailed my evening of streaming. Every person who opened his mouth during my evening of watching perfectly fit Mose’s admonition in his song, “Your Mind Is On Vacation” (“but your mouth is working overtime).

Be sure and listen to the lyrics because it’s not just television where folks are nailed in Mose’s song:

Note: i have resorted to using YouTube. i have Mose’s album by the same name. i bought it when it came out. Jimmy Smith, my mentor, introduced Cy Fraser and me to Mose in 1963. But i am technically challenged and could not remember how to put that version here. With Walker Hicks, i will relearn how to do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxZ-scE9mDk

A Tale of the Sea and Me: Naples, One of a Kind

The legendary port was the Luce’s last liberty port. i believe it was over Thanksgiving during that ’73 deployment . It was legendary in the Navy, of course. i had stopped there for one night on my way to Korfu, Greece to meet the ship, but except for that wonderful meal of spaghetti at the off-limits area, i really didn’t know much about the city. But i found out. It didn’t disappoint.

We anchored in the bay and took boats into fleet landing. There was seemingly hundreds of people of every age, male and female, selling every possible kind of knock-off watches, trinkets of all kinds, other obviously fake goods. An officer or sailor had to push through the crowd to get to the street.

Several of us took a cab to where, i don’t recall. But we went down a road, which at least bordered the off limits area. Along a stone wall, sitting atop were a line up of ladies of the night, dressed in very suggestive outfits. i cannot confirm, but one of our cab riders claimed one was the actual “Humpty Dumpty.” She was the legendary prostitute of great girth who was considered the queen of Naples prostitution. She certainly looked the part: rotund with huge breasts and huge white legs popping out of a too small dress.

We didn’t stop.

We ended up in the night club district at a disco bar. The music was European “popcorn” dance music (or at least, that’s what i called it). We sat at a booth and some attractive young women joined us. i was married with a five-month old daughter but bought her a drink. When we had finished our beers, the women asked for another drink. That’s when i discovered her drink was mostly colored sugar water priced at $20 in 1972 dollars.

We left. Outside, we ran across a bunch of teenage boys playing soccer in the narrow street. We joined them. For about an hour, four Navy officers played soccer with the far superlative local teenagers. They far surpassed us in soccer skills…even if we had been sober.

Then, i took a trip that still resonates. i wrote a poem about it and later added an intro for a post:

In the autumn of 1972 on the only tour i can remember taking during my Navy liberty, i rode a bus to Pompeii. Much of the city had not been excavated back then, and from recent television programs about the city, much more information has been revealed about what happened .

i was enchanted. Ancient places, things now gone always move me, like the Petrified Forest in Arizona. When i returned to my ship, the USS Luce (DLG-7), i wrote this:

i went to Pompeii today in the rain;
left Naples on a tour bus
where at the front of the bus,
a fat little man
mechanically spoke his piece
about squares and statues, history,
as pimps, prostitutes, hustlers,
and
little boys selling dirty pictures
while trying to pick the target’s pockets,
along with everyday people
moved in masses
along the promenades
as we passed:
innumerable puppets in a large box,
highly seasoned with the filth of a city;

until we escaped to a smaller city
with polished tables of intricate design
and
mother of pearl cameo necklaces;

then a quick dash across the inland roads
to Pompeii
where the rain gently gathered
for the vendors to turn out
their umbrellas and raincoats
for a few lira to add to their take
selling photos and guidebooks;
the little fat man in his bemused fashion
told of the grandeur and beauty
of the ruins
before,
reeling off death statistics
before
dropping his voice suggestively
while showing rooms of licentiousness
among the ruins;
i wandered away from the tour
wondering about the people
before
they became death statistics
and
i was quiet, wondering;

i left Pompeii today in the rain;
near Amalfi, the clouds broke out
the sun in its harsh, unyielding glory;
the water far below the cliffs
on the narrow road
sparkled;
the hillside homes were bleached white
against the fury of the sea.

i left the bus to wait for hours
to make a telephone call
back home,
only to hear the unanswered ringing;
i walked to the pier
where i waited for the liberty boat
to take me back to the ship
alone.

at least the rain had stopped.

i did not mention a romantic lunch (but i was alone) at a cafe near the crest of the Amalfi coast.

After that, the Luce weighed anchor and headed to her homeport of Newport, Rhode Island. The real adventure was ahead of us before we reached home.