From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Burke’s Law: Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer.

Corollary: Create problems for which only you have the answer.

Goofy guy’s contradiction of Burke’s Law and Corrollary: Adherence to this law and its corollary is impossible in this day of computers, the internet, and the cloud.