From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

The Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something if it’s good, it goes away; if it’s bad, it happens.

Goofy guy’s concern with the Unspeakable Law: This means i cannot mention what is happening right now because it certainly cannot be considered “good” and therefore i won’t mention it.