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A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Golub’s Second Law of Computerdom: A carelessly planned project takes three times long to complete than expected; a carefully planned project takes only twice as long.
 Goofy guy’s source documentation of Golub’s Second Law of Computerdom: The computer geeks stole this law from the bible for home repair business.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Universal Equine Equation: At any particular time, there are more horse’s asses in the world than horses.
 Goofy guy’s extension of the Universal Equine Equation: In U.S. politics, it’s real close to 100% horses asses and there are no horses.

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Terman’s Law of Innovation: If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
 Goofy guy’s realization of Terman’s Law of Innovation: Ahh, that’s why i was never invited to join the track team. 

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Wagner’s Law of Sports Coverage: When the camera isolates on a male athlete, he will spit, pick, or scratch.
 Goofy guy’s addendum to Wagner’s Law of Sports Coverage: And then there will be at least four commercials. 

“Murphy’s Law”

Murphy's Law desk calendar

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Pfeifer’s Principle: Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
 Goofy guy’s exemplification of  Pfeifer’s Principle: Congress…with lots of rock throwing while waiting…and waiting…and waiting…for the next election cycle.