From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Ballance’s Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

 Goofy guy’s revelation concerning Ballance’s Law of Relativity: It just occurred to me this is why my parents’ addition to our Castle Heights Avenue home and my home in Bonita, although the latter was not thought out by me when we bought this one thirty years ago, has two and one-half bathrooms: half-bath = senior male.