Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar

A curation of Murphy’s Law saying from over the years.

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November 11, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Fifth Law of Unreliability: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

 Goofy guy’s admission pertaining to the Fifth Law of Unreliability: i have erred but since computers have come into my life, the errors have exponentially expanded.

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October 25, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Washlesky’s Law: It’s easier to take apart than to put it together.

 Goofy guy’s extension of Washlesky’s Law: This law applies to so many things, it’s scary.

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October 22, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Beifeld’s Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in company of (1) a date, (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

 Goofy guy’s exegesis concerning Beifeld’s Principle: And some of my age are glad that is long behind us, and especially glad we are not face with that principle in the current times.

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October 12, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Murphy’s Third Law of Construction: The more planning you do for a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

 Goofy guy’s extension to Murphy’s Third Law of Construction: …and something always goes wrong.

“Murphy’s Law”

October 8, 2019Murphy's Law desk calendarJim

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

 Goofy guy’s augmentations to Grelb’s Reminder: …and only one percent actually are…and that may be too high of an estimate…and i confess i’m in the eighty percent, not in the one percent.