From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Doane’s First Law of Procrastination: The more proficient is at procrastination, the less proficient one need to be at all else.

Goofy guy’s admission concerning Doane’s First Law of Procrastination: Now i know why i’m not real good at a lot of things, but i have become an ace at procrastination.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Steiner’s First Precept: Knowledge based on external evidence is unreliable.

Goofy guy’s no comment on Steiner’s First Precept: In view of what’s going on and everyone’s need to provide external evidence, i shall make no comment. 

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Denniston’s Law: Virtue is its own punishment.

Denniston’s Corollary: If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Goofy guy’s observation of Denniston’s Law and Corollary: and again and again and again. This, however, is not reciprocated.

Well, you see i continue and will forever be organizing my files in my office and other spurious locations around our home. This morning, i ran across more “Murphy’s Law” daily entries i had pasted on my action/to/calendar notebooks, which i had not posted here. So i’m back at it:

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Shanahan’s Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

 Goofy guy’s prediction concerning Shanahan’s Law: Looks like meetings will be much shorter in the immediate future.

From my “Murphy’s Law” desk calendar archives thanks to Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Pipey, and cousin Nancy:

Robert’s Axiom: Only errors exist.

Berman’s Corollary to  Robert’s Axiom: One Man’s error is another man’s error.

 Goofy guy’s corollary to Berman’s Corollary to Robert’s Axiom: A politician’s error is his or her opposition’s data.