An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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Matz’s Maxim
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Comment: And i have reached a lot of conclusions lately.
Ehler’s First Law
When you find out how far you can go, you’ve gone too far.
Dunlap’s Laws of Physics
Fact is solidified opinion. 2. Facts may weaken under extreme pressure. 3. Truth is elastic.
Fagan’s Rule on Past Predictions
Hindsight is an exact science.