A fool and his money are soon elected.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

If it’s green and wriggles, it’s biology. 2. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. 3. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.