No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.
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Helga’s Rule
Say no, then negotiate.
MacPherson’s Theory of Entropy
It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.
Fulton’s Law of Gravity
The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.
Langsam’s Laws
1. Everything depends.
2. Nothing is always.
3. Everything is sometimes.