The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

1. Everything depends.

2. Nothing is always.

3. Everything is sometimes.

My favorite of them all!

If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage; if you put a spoonful of sewage into a barrel full of wine, you get…sewage.

If Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will.

No matter which way you ride, it’s uphill and against the wind.