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Category Archives: Murphy’s Law desk calendar
Berra’s Second Law
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
Poulsen’s Prophecy
If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
Wilkie’s Law
A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.
Meadow’s Maxim
You can’t push on a rope.
i heard a joke with this line as the hooker in the end of the joke. It was back in the Byzantium era. i loved it because it was a reverse racism joke. Unfortunately, racists and their opposites didn’t see the irony of it. i quit telling it. Sad.