If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.

You can’t push on a rope.

i heard a joke with this line as the hooker in the end of the joke. It was back in the Byzantium era. i loved it because it was a reverse racism joke. Unfortunately, racists and their opposites didn’t see the irony of it. i quit telling it. Sad.

The primary responsibility of a supervisor is to discover what his employees are doing…and stop them.

You can’t fall off the floor.

One of my favorites.