No matter where you go, there you are.

Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing to do.

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer. Corollary: Create problems for which you only have the answer.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

i have to add a comment: i am pretty sure i have never violated Hartley’s Second Law.