The best revenge is to live long enough to be a problem to your children.

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

The man who can smile when things go wrong had thought of someone he can blame it on.