If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Just because your doctor has a name for you condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood. 

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you’ve got something.